What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.