What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.