Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!