Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.