What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!