What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.