Drink, Pray, Truck
Because they drink to much coughee.
Because it's too salty.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Because he was hit by a truck
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
