Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
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A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
FINNISH HYMN!
Anything to ease the pain.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
It's retarded.
In the mush room !
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Your job.
He wasn't koalafied!
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
Santa stops at three hoes.
The second coming of Jess.
He brexit.