Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up