What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture