What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.