What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.