What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.