What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.