Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love