Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.