Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.