What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.