What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."