How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Gargoyle Jokes More Gargoyle Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.