Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra