What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.