Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!