Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.