Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you