What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!