What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!