What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What does it do?

It would block.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

View Jokes More View Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco