What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

View Jokes More View Jokes

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.