Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.