Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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They can stick to the subject!

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An aard ark!

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Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

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