What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)