Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)