Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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He would've found it hard to digest.

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

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Who is?

These nuts"

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.