How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.