Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!