A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
because seven ate nine.
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
They're on Thor.
I'm Thor
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
