Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way