What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"