What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Previous Random Joke Next

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Bad Gas Jokes More Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"