What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)