What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.