What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.