What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.