What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.