What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.