Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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It didn't have a stable relationship.

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You take away his food.

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By swimming in the main stream.

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So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

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You have been banned from .

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.