What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.