What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.