Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty