What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)