What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)