What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on