A fried Chicken leg
To get to the "other side".
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
She went to the battered women's shelter
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
ME: I have no idea
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
Irish pride
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.