What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!