What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.