Because he always brings the boos
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Necrophiliacs
They planet.
10 books of Snow Whites
They bring flowers to his grave.
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
At the BOO-tique
BEAK A BOO!
A handful of sheet.
They use boo-eys.