Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D