Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!