Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl?

you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!