What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.