Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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Because he took the stairs.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Who was the first electricity detective?

Sherlock Ohms

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.