Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

ltsmashes keyboard&gt

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!