Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor