What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.