Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

Painting Jokes More Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!