Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Painting Jokes More Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.