What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.