Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
Here, hold this."
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because it wasn't recycled.
He was hit by a buss
A baby hit by a snow blower
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
What's up, britches.
Dam-it!"
Dam... I got to get in shape!
Shoes wisely
Because he was checking her out.
You switch sides at half time.
Draculaw
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
