When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
you know he did it.
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Nice belt."
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Because he got a hole in one!
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Pen and Oink!
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Burning Sanders!
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
