Alaska Jokes

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What do call a whore in Alaska?

An eskihoe

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!