Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire