Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.